Lipscomb I just wrap my arms around the whole backfield and peel 'em one by one until I get to the ball carrier. Him I keep.
Thanksgiving dinners take 18 hours to prepare. They are consumed in 12 minutes. Half-times take 12 minutes. This is not coincidence.
The Rose Bowl is the only bowl I've ever seen that I didn't have to clean.
If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
Football is like life, it requires perseverance, self-denial, hard work, sacrifice, dedication and respect for authority.
What’s the worst thing that can happen to a quarterback? He loses his confidence.
Ray Prefontaine about son, Steve
He was too small for football and he got tired of sitting on the bench all the time.
Theodore Roosevelt’s Letters to His Children
I am delighted to have you play football. I believe in rough, manly sports. But I do not believe in them if they degenerate into the sole end of any one's existence. I don't want you to sacrifice standing well in your studies to any over-athleticism; and I need not tell you that character counts for a great deal more than either intellect or body in winning success in life. Athletic proficiency is a mighty good servant, and like so many other good servants, a mighty bad master.
John Heisman When in doubt, punt!
If a man watches three football games in a row, he should be declared legally dead.
Author Unknown (regarding Cheerleaders)
Simply because we do not run across goal lines, slam dunk basketballs, or hit home runs, doesn't mean we can't change the score.